Feb 14, 2010
Notes
D E N N I S PROS basically nice takes good care of his feet makes good chili remembers my birthday rarely wants to do it it’s funny when he goofs on his friends doesn’t care about money loyal too lazy to cheat would increase likelihood of blue-eyed kid loves The Simpsons has good hair has already seen me throw up two times fixed TV Jack likes Dennis CONS not super smart listens to Winger dental hygiene wears acid-wash denim always wants foot rubs not much money catholic doesn’t like his mother I don’t like his mother his mother doesn’t like me loves Family Guy reads The Post insists on spending holidays with his mother has already seen me throw up attempted threeway racist wears Italian ???? even though Irish Jack likes Dennis From “The Break-Up”, Season 1 of 30 Rock.

D E N N I S

PROS

  • basically nice
  • takes good care of his feet
  • makes good chili
  • remembers my birthday
  • rarely wants to do it
  • it’s funny when he goofs on his friends
  • doesn’t care about money
  • loyal
  • too lazy to cheat
  • would increase likelihood of blue-eyed kid
  • loves The Simpsons
  • has good hair
  • has already seen me throw up two times
  • fixed TV
  • Jack likes Dennis

CONS

  • not super smart
  • listens to Winger
  • dental hygiene
  • wears acid-wash denim
  • always wants foot rubs
  • not much money
  • catholic
  • doesn’t like his mother
  • I don’t like his mother
  • his mother doesn’t like me
  • loves Family Guy
  • reads The Post
  • insists on spending holidays with his mother
  • has already seen me throw up
  • attempted threeway
  • racist
  • wears Italian ???? even though Irish
  • Jack likes Dennis

From “The Break-Up”, Season 1 of 30 Rock.

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