Nov 1, 2009
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EPIPHANY: Imagine how much more badass Jurassic Park would have been if Samuel L. Jackson had played Muldoon instead of Arnold.

That one… shiiit, when that bitch looks at you, you can tell that motherfucker’s workin’ things out.
Describe what John Hammond looks like!
They’re motherfuckin’ lethal at eight months, and I do mean lethal. Shit, I’ve hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these things move…
Dr Satler: We can make it if we run.
Muldoon: I DON’T REMEMBER ASKIN’ YOU A GOD-DAMN THING!
Bitch, be cool! They’re approaching the tyrannosaur paddock!
I have had it with these motherfuckin’ raptors in this motherfuckin’ park!
Muldoon: You know how they were testing the fences for weaknesses?
Grant: No.
Muldoon: Tell ‘em, Malcolm.
Malcolm: Systematically.
Muldoon: Sys-te-matically. You know why they were testing the fences for weaknesses systematically?
Grant: Because they remember?
Muldoon: Check out the big brain on Dr Grant. You one smart motherfucker. That’s right. they remember.
MMM-MMMMM! YOU ARE A CLEVER GIRL!

I can guarantee that Samuel L. Jackson wouldn’t have fallen for that “not from the front, but from the sides” trick.

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