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The Most Useless Percussionist Ever

Seriously, check him out. He’s the shirtless, ponytailed d’bag up the back running around the stage for most of the song playing that un-mic’d tambourine. Check out that action at 4:15 — yep, really adding to the song there, bud.

I’m about 80% sure those Simmons pads he’s supposed to be playing aren’t actually plugged in to anything. I think a guy from the audience may have just leapt up on stage and decided to start playing percussion for David Bowie.

Thomas Dolby on keyboards. Good Lord.