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Courses I Want At My University

Don’t get me wrong, UQ’s great and all, but I think the curriculum is missing a few courses. I would totally study any or all of these:

DRKK1000 - Introduction to Kicking Down Doors

NNJA1010 - Beginning Ninja Studies

PSYP1050 - Developing Your Psychic Powers

TKGL1000 - Talking To Girls For Novices

IMPR1400 - Learning To Do A Good Christopher Walken Impression

LKPK1020 - Apprentice Lock-Picking

LVLV1050 - Playing Paul Simon’s 50 Ways Just Like Steve Gadd

KNOT2000 - Enthusiast Knot-Tying

TITN1800 - Mastering The Art Of The Chicka-Chicka Funky Guitar

CCSI9372 - How To Create A GUI Interface In Visual Basic

XPLOD1000 - Rudimentary Explosives-Making

I think that these courses (and more) would offer a much more well-rounded education. They would certainly help you out at parties, at any rate.