Nov 12, 2010
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Tell me Riker isn’t stealing a glance at that lady in the skant Starfleet uniform. He totally is. He’d like to reroute the power for his phasers through her navigational deflector, if you know what I mean. I bet she brings his shields up to maximum power. Gets his collar up to four pips. Opens a channel on all of his hailing frequencies. Separates his saucer section and stardrive. Remodulates his shield harmonics. Something about Jefferies tubes. I’m running out of euphemisms.

Tell me Riker isn’t stealing a glance at that lady in the skant Starfleet uniform. He totally is.

He’d like to reroute the power for his phasers through her navigational deflector, if you know what I mean. I bet she brings his shields up to maximum power. Gets his collar up to four pips. Opens a channel on all of his hailing frequencies. Separates his saucer section and stardrive. Remodulates his shield harmonics. Something about Jefferies tubes. I’m running out of euphemisms.

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    riding the turbolift pulling...Picard maneuver engaging
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